1) skill. you don't have to be fancy but you've gotta be able to hold the shit down super steady. we need someone nonstop.

2) stage experience. you've gotta be comfortable in front of an audience. we don't mean jumping around like a maniac comfortable, but just being able to totally relax and chill with us and put on a wicked good show.

3) the ability to party. you don't have to drink or do drugs or anything, but you gotta be prepared for the fact that sometimes we do. but look, we don't need a liability either. if you're sucking down vodka at nine in the morning on a regular basis or putting needles in your arm we're not fucking interested.

4) location. we're based in amsterdam. if you live in thailand and wanna play with us it's cool, but not realistic. actually, fuck it. if you live in thailand and rule and can make it to the van in amsterdam west on time for every show you play, that's cool too. we just can't fly you in.

so that's the story. if you think it's something you want to try out, send us a message.
and if we don't already know you personally, we'd appreciate it if you put something up on you tube (www. youtube. com) (either live footage of you playing or audio) and send us a link so we can check you out in advance. and please let us know which instrument you're playing, bass or keys.

mail us @ jaya the cat

cool?

thanks a bunch,
geoff, the germ, jordi and jaap.